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The Academy Is… - Classifieds

My life reads like the classifieds.
Pages of what’s for sale, whats on the auction block?
Attention bidders, its Lot 45,
He’s got a decent voice; he’s got that crooked smile.
Hold on, you haven’t heard the best yet…
He writes good storylines, he’s got those honest eyes.
So, take him home for just $9.95, he’ll sing the songs you like, he’ll keep you warm at night.

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